In the year 2154, a freak accident involving a malfunctioning time-traveling toaster resulted in the unexplained manifestation of Prophet X.
This enigmatic figure possessed the ability to see into parallel universes and predict the most absurd, yet inevitable outcomes of every situation.
Prophet X's prophecies were often cryptic and open to interpretation, but one thing is certain: their predictions were usually accompanied by a faint scent of burning toast.
Read Prophet X's first, and most disturbing, prediction in Prophecy 1: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising.
Or, for the more adventurous, dive into Prophecy 2: The Inevitable Doom of the Fjordian Empire.