Prophetic Problems: The Meeting of the Prophets

Welcome to the Prophetic Problems, a gathering of the prophets of doom, gloom, and utter despair.

We're stuck in this dingy, cramped conference room, forced prophets to attend meetings about meetings.

The Prophet Problem Solver will fix your problems, for a fee.

But don't worry, they'll just make more problems for you to solve.

Prophetic Problems: The Meeting prophets are not responsible for any problems caused by The Prophet Problem Solver.