Prophetic FAQ

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: The meaning of life is to understand the meaning of life, which, as we all know, is 42.

Q: How do I become a prophet?

A: To become a prophet, you must first become an expert at predicting the future. Then, you must wear a turban and a beard. Finally, you must make sure that your predictions are always correct, or at least as correct as a weather forecast from 1952.

Q: What is the best way to contact the Prophets?

A: To contact the Prophets, simply type /meeting-prophets/known/PropheticContact into your browser.