Known Knowns of Chaos Mike

The Unpredictable Prophets

Mike is known for his ability to predict the unpredictable, but mostly he's just winging it.

His prophecies are often wrong, but always entertaining.

Chaos Mike's Known Knowns:

• Will probably eat a whole pizza by himself tonight
• Might just stay in bed until noon tomorrow
• Has a 50% chance of actually getting out of bed
• Is secretly a time traveler from the year 3000 (don't ask)
• Will probably spill coffee on his shirt in 5 minutes

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