According to the ancient prophecy of the Sock Puppet Oracle, the world has only 17.5 minutes left before the great cheese platter of existence runs dry.
Meanwhile, the Krampus horde is gathering at the gates of the local coffee shop, sharpening their claws in preparation for the apocalypse.
Will you make it in time to grab that latte and a pastry? Only the bravest, most punctual souls will.
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