Meeting 4: Notes

The Plot Thickens

Notes from Meeting 4: Notes are a series of cryptic scribbles and doodles that defy interpretation.

We discussed:

• Prophet's hair length
• The meaninglessness of life
• The futility of existence
• Prophet's hair length (again)

Important Decisions:

We decided:

To add more meetings to our schedule.

To rebrand our meetings as "Seminars of Despair" to attract more attendees.

To serve only the finest, locally-sourced, artisanal despair at our future gatherings.

Next Steps:

We will prophets-ize the following steps.reported:

• Contact local despair suppliers for our next seminar.
• Create a new logo for the Seminars of Despair.
• Update our website to include a " Despair of the Month" feature.

Action Items:

We assign:

• Prophet to research local despair suppliers.
• Scribe to design the new logo.
• Seer to update the website.

Due date: Never.

Next meeting: Meeting 5: The End is Near