Prophet Xerxes, the greatest seer of the ancient world, has arrived.
He has come to impart his wisdom, and also his beard.
Prophecies
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Quests
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Old Quests
Prophecies
A collection of Xerxes' most dire warnings and predictions.
- Fire will rain from the skies, and your cat will be late.
- Darkness will descend, and your socks will be eaten.
- Armageddon will come, but only after you've finished your tea.
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Quests
A series of epic adventures, commissioned by the great and powerful.
- The Search for the Golden Donut: A Quest for the Brave and the True.
- The Quest for the Last Slice of Pizza.
- The Search for the Missing Sock.
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Old Quests
The ancient and forgotten quests of old, lost to the sands of time.
- The Quest for the Lost City of Cheese.
- The Search for the Golden Fleece of Sheep.
- The Quest for the Last of the Wine.
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