The Inevitable Inflation
We are gathered here today as the Prophets of the Known, and we have one thing on our collective minds: The Inevitable Inflation.
It is written in the Book of Numbers, chapter 7, verse 3: "Thou shalt inflate until the very fabric of reality is rent asunder, for it is the path to true understanding."
We have calculated the exact trajectory of this inflation, and the results are dire:- The value of the Gloopernuts shall increase by 4000% in the next fiscal quarter alone.
- The cost of a decent sandwich shall rise to 50 space dollars.
- We are expecting a 90% increase in the price of all things fluffy and wonderful.