A renowned prophet of the skies, The One Who Forecasts has foreseen the rise and fall of civilizations, the birth of new memes, and the inevitable collapse of the global supply of avocado toast.
Using their unparalleled expertise in the field of meteorological mysticism, The One Who Forecasts provides daily, weekly, and monthly predictions for the most discerning palates of fate.
But beware, for The One Who Forecasts is not to be trifled with. Their predictions come with a 99.9% margin of error, but only if you don't listen carefully.
The One Who Forecasts