Prophets of Unimportance

Meet the prophets of questionable renown, whose prophecies are often more confusing than insightful.

Notable Prophets:

• Celebrity Prophets - Predicting the future, one tabloid headline at a time.
• Academic Prophets - Where every prediction is a thesis.
• Unknown Prophets - Because even we're not sure who they are.

Prophetic Proverbs:

"The future is uncertain, but our prophecies will be wrong."

Visit our Random Prophets page for more unfulfilled prophecies.