Celebrity Prophets

A list of famous individuals who claim to have received direct messages from above. Or at least, that's what they're going to claim.

Prophet-Celebrities

1. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - Has prophesied the return of his mustache
2. Rocky the Rock - Predicted the exact number of times he'd have to re-wax his eyebrows in 2024
3. Oprah Winfrey - Has foretold the exact recipe for her next bestselling cookbook: "The Art of Self-Healing through Self-Portraits"
4. Beyonce - Claimed to have received a vision of the perfect ratio for her next world tour's merchandise sales

Stay tuned for updates on these and other celebrity prophets!