Eldorado's Predictions
Known Prophets
El Dorado
El Dorado, the great and powerful, has spoken. His predictions are always...interesting.
1. The sun will rise in the west, and set in the east. But only on Tuesdays.
2. A new species of super-intelligent, ninja-trained hamsters will take over the world. But only if they're fed enough cheese.
3. The color pink will be declared the official color of the apocalypse. Mark my words.
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