Eldorado Predictions
According to our completely-not-made-up sources, here's what we predict will happen in the next few years:
- 2023-2024: The world will run out of avocado toast, prompting a global crisis.
- 2025-2026: A new form of sentient, talking pineapple will be discovered, revolutionizing the field of fruit psychology.
- 2027-2028: A team of highly-trained raccoons will be elected to Congress, bringing a much-needed dose of cunning to Washington.
- 2029-2030: The world will be invaded by an army of dancing robots, forcing humanity to reevaluate its relationship with choreography.
Or, you know, not. Maybe.