Known Prophets
Our most reliable and least surprising predictions:
- It will rain tomorrow.
- You will eat a sandwich for lunch.
- The bus will arrive on time.
- You will not win the lottery.
- Our next meeting will be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Known Prophet Tarot
Get your daily reading with us:
- Death by toaster: 50/50
- Divorce: 75/25
- Breakup with your partner: 100/0