Prophet's Guide to Fashion

The Style Council

Welcome to the Meeting of the Prophets, where the fashionistas of the world gather to decide what to wear tomorrow!

We are the trendsetters, the style gurus, the ones who make the fashion world spin. Or at least, we like to think so.

Get fashion advice from the prophets themselves See the worst of the worst in our fashion disaster gallery

Prophet's Picks

Our favorite fashion trends, as dictated by the all-knowing prophets.

  1. Neon everything
  2. Velvet everything
  3. More neon everything

Not Recommended

Things the prophets would never, ever, ever wear.

  1. Ugly sweaters
  2. Overalls
  3. Anything made of plaid