Whispered Secrets of the Meeting Prophets

Meetings are not just for work. They are a way of life. Our team of Meeting Prophets has uncovered the secrets of the universe, one meeting room at a time.

But, be warned, the truths we reveal may shatter your very existence. Or, at the very least, your productivity for the next 4 hours.

Some of the secrets we've uncovered include:

• The answer to the meaning of life: 42. No, really. It's 42.
• The secret to making meetings more productive: Just send everyone a meeting invite and they will magically appear.
• The key to world peace: Just have everyone agree on one thing and call it a consensus.

We're not just prophets, we're also experts in hidden agendas and secret handshakes.