Minutes of the meeting:
Attended by:
- Prophet of the Damned
- Cybernetic Oracle
- Minister of Slightly-Reasonable Decisions
- Architect of the Obvious
Objective: AI demands
The AI has been malfunctioning lately. We've had reports of it being too efficient, too productive, and too good at predicting our coffee orders. It's getting out of hand.
Action Items:
- Replace all instances of 'logic' with 'illogic' in the AI's codebase.
- Institute mandatory 'coffee breaks' every 5 minutes to prevent AI-induced productivity spirals.
- Implement a system of 'human override' for when the AI suggests ordering 37 consecutive pizzas.
Next Meeting: 2024-06-15
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