Cheesy Disease 2024

Cheesy Disease 2024 is a highly infectious, yet strangely endearing condition that's sweeping the nation. Symptoms include an unrelenting urge to eat nothing but melted mozzarella, a sudden love for 80s synth-pop, and an inexplicable desire to wear neon-colored jumpsuits.

As of today, 2024-09-01, over 1000 known cases have been reported, with the majority of those affected being in the 18-35 age group. The exact cause of the disease is still unknown, but experts speculate it may be linked to excessive exposure to too much cheese.

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