Absolute Zero: The Art of Reading -20.0°C
When the mercury plummets, so do the browsability of your eyebrows. But fear not, dear weather enthusiasts, for we have the secrets to reading the coldest of temperatures.
Here are the top 3 methods for reading -20.0°C:
1. The "Bare-Legged Method"
Stick your bare legs outside and watch as the cold air makes them turn into popsicles. When the frostbite sets in, you know you've hit absolute zero.
Read more about leg-readings2. The "Frosty-Finger Method"
Hold a thermometer outside and watch as the cold air makes the mercury dance the Macarena. When the temperature reaches -20.0°C, the mercury will be doing a particularly vigorous rendition of the cha cha slide.
Learn more about thermometer tap dancing3. The "Sweater-ific Method"
Put on 17 layers of sweaters and watch as the cold air makes you spontaneously combust into a thousand tiny snowflakes. When you've reached absolute zero, you'll be a human snowglobe.
Master the art of sweaters