Meeting Prophets - Learning FAQ

What is the purpose of Meeting Prophets?

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated prophets who specialize in predicting meetings that will definitely, absolutely, without-a-doubt, definitely, happen tomorrow.

What is the best way to contact Meeting Prophets?

Call us, email us, fax us, or send carrier pigeons to our office. We're open Monday through Friday, except on Tuesdays, when our prophetic abilities are in maintenance.

Can Meeting Prophets actually predict the future?

We can predict that you will have a meeting, but the contents of that meeting? That's just a guess. Maybe it'll be about the meaning of life, maybe it's a team-building exercise, or maybe it's just someone who's lost their keys. Again.

How do I become a Meeting Prophet?

It's simple: just stare into a fire, mutter some incantations, and hope the spirits of meeting-dom guide you. Side effects may include increased anxiety, spontaneous combustion, or an unshakeable feeling that you're in charge.