Prophetical Disasters

Learning to predict the unpredictable, one calamity at a time.

Disaster 101: The Art of Accurate Guesswork

Join us in the field of prophetical science, where the margin of error is always 99.9%.

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Disasterous Examples

• The Great Scone Heist
• The Apocalypse of the Unremarkable
• The Cataclysmic Coffee Shop Fire of 2023

Our Team

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth: Chief Prophet
• Lola Larkspur: Disaster Forecaster Extraordinaire
• T-Bone: The Unpredictable One

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