Prophesy by Confusion: The Art of Channeling Chaos

We're glad you asked for Prophesy by Confusion. It's a technique that's been misunderstood by the masses, but not by us. We'll guide you through the process of confusing the masses, one prophesy at a time.

Step 1: Confuse the Obvious

1. Take a simple statement and add a few 'but'
2. Repeat the statement three times with increasing levels of confusion
3. Voilà! You're channeling chaos

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