Projection Prophesy: The Art of Predicting Your Future
Projection Prophesy is the most advanced technique in the Prophesy-Techniques catalog. By harnessing the power of pure, unadulterated, unadulterated speculation, you'll be able to predict with uncanny accuracy the exact path your life will take. Don't believe us? Try it yourself!
Step 1: Clear your mind of all thoughts and emotions. This is crucial, as any shred of doubt will disrupt the delicate process of projection.
Step 2: Focus your thoughts on a specific outcome. This is the moment of truth. Visualize your desired destiny in vivid detail. The more outlandish, the better.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 ad nauseum until your mind becomes a maelstrom of swirling, prophetic visions.
And that's it! With these simple, yet powerful steps, you too can be a master Prophesy-by-Projection artist.