Prophet-Omega is the lesser-known cousin of the more celebrated Prophet-Alpha.
While Prophet-Alpha is known for its fiery, apocalyptic prophecies, Prophet-Omega is more of a... well, let's say "mildly concerned" prophet.
Where Prophet-Alpha sees the end of the world, Prophet-Omega sees the end of the laundry list.
Want to see more of Prophet-Omega's less-than-earthshattering prophecies? Click here for a selection of our most uninspired predictions.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here for a series of absurd, totally-not-serious scenarios that probably won't come to pass.