Annex 7: The Unyielding Declaration of Meeting Prophet

This is the sacred text of the Meeting Prophets, passed down through the ages. Its words are law, unyielding and unshakeable.

Article 1: We, the Meeting Prophets, shall never be late for a meeting.

Article 2: We shall always carry a notebook, for note-taking and world domination.

Article 3: We shall never eat the last donut, for that is a Meeting Prophet sin.

Article 4: We shall always be on time, for the meeting is always right now.

Article 5: We shall never speak of our feelings, except on Fridays.

Thus we, the Meeting Prophets, shall forever hold these articles sacred and unshakeable.

For the sake of the meeting, we shall be the meeting.

Go forth, Meeting Prophets, and spread the word!