A collection of unofficial, totally-not-canonical guidelines for would-be Prophets of the New Age.
1. Never speak in a tone that could be mistaken for sincerity. 2. Always wear a fedora, even indoors. 3. Carry a cane at all times, but only when no one is looking. 4. Memorize the entire script of 2001: A Space Odyssey. 5. Practice your best "I am the chosen one" stare in the mirror for at least 3 hours daily.