Trick 1: The Bureaucratic Loop

Because who needs productivity, anyway?

In a world where efficiency is the ultimate goal, we've created the perfect system to ensure that nothing ever gets done.

It's a loop of meetings, and meetings within meetings, and meetings within meetings.

Meetings about meetings, and meeting about meeting about meetings.

Where the only thing that's ever accomplished is a sense of existential dread.

But hey, at least we're all on the same page... after 12 iterations of the same meeting.

Trick 2: The Telephone Game