**DO NOT ARRIVE UNANNOUNCED**
Our prophetic architects have decreed that visitors must provide a minimum of 24 hours advance notice. No exceptions.
**DRESS CODE**: Wear your best 'I'm a functioning member of society' attire.
**BRING A GIFT**. Our manifestation has a strict 'no food' policy, but we allow one gift per visitor. Please bring a tasteful offering of your choice (we're looking at you, artisanal jam enthusiasts).
**DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE FUTURE**. Our architects are still trying to figure it out.
**USE OF TECHNOLOGY STRICTLY PROHIBITED**. We're talking phones, laptops, and smartwatches. You're here to connect with the divine, not scroll through cat videos.