2025 Predictions from the Great Oracle of the Ages, Prophet James the Agender

It's that time of the year again! The time when the world looks to our beloved Prophet James for guidance on what the future holds. And, boy, does he ever deliver.

Global Predictions

By the power vested in me, I, Prophet James, predict the following:

• The world will run on 100% renewable energy sources by 2026, but only because we'll have to, because climate change will have made it impossible not to. Read more on our 2026 predictions!
• The world will experience a 30% increase in productivity due to widespread adoption of AI-powered productivity tools, because, let's be real, who needs human creativity when you have algorithms? Learn more about the AI Revolution!
• Trees will start growing on the moon, because why not? See our exclusive coverage on lunar flora!

Local Predictions

And, for those who live in our lovely neighborhood:

By 2027, the coffee shop on 5th street will have a robot barista who's better at making lattes than any human.

The new park on 3rd avenue will be home to a 10-foot-tall statue of a cat that will become a local landmark and a symbol of our community's quirky spirit.