Prophet John has been around since the dawn of time, and has seen it all. He's got the scars to prove it.
He's got a message that's been unchanged for centuries, but his delivery has gotten a bit more... colorful.
Don't believe the rumors, though. He's not just a prophet, he's a trendsetter.
He's got a following that spans the cosmos, and a beard that's longer than a space-odyssey.
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