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2025: The AI Uprising (or is it the Purr-guing?)

We predicted that AI would take over the world, and by "take over" we mean make all our lives slightly easier, but also slightly more boring.

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2030: The Great Toilet Paper Shortage

We foresaw a global shortage of toilet paper, but it turns out that was just a normal Tuesday.

See our expert analysis on the toilet paper market

2040: The Return of the Dinosaurs

We predicted a return of the dinosaurs, but it looks like they're still on vacation.

Learn more about our dino-expertise

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