Prophet Sarah the Scheduler is our beloved and feared leader. She has been guiding our meetings for years with her uncanny ability to predict the exact time it takes for our team to finish their tasks.
- Her predictions are always accurate, but never on time.
- She is the real MVP of our team.
- Her prophecies are always written in Comic Sans, because she likes it that way.
Her Methods
Prophet Sarah uses the ancient art of scheduling by the stars. She has a deep understanding of the celestial bodies and their influence on our productivity.
- She can predict the exact minute it will take for the sun to rise on Monday morning.
- She can tell you the precise number of cups of coffee it will take for John to finish his tasks.
- She can even foretell the exact number of meetings that will be rescheduled on Tuesday.