Standard Operating Procedure 1234

Purpose:

For the purposes of this meeting, the term "Prophet" shall refer to any individual who has successfully consumed 3 or more cups of coffee within a 4-hour period. This is not a suggestion.

Scope:

This Standard Operating Procedure (SOP) applies to all meetings held within the Meeting Prophets' realm. It is the responsibility of each Prophet to ensure compliance with this SOP at all times.

Procedure:

1. Upon arrival, each Prophet shall perform the "Circle of Awesomeness" ritual, which involves 5 minutes of intense eye contact with the conference room's coffee machine.
2. During the meeting, all Prophets are required to use at least 3 idioms per minute of speaking. Examples include "Synergy," "Disrupt," and "Low-hanging fruit."
3. In the event of a meeting running longer than 2 hours, Prophets are entitled to a 10-minute break to recharge their prophetic energies.

Responsibilities:

Prophets are responsible for:

• Ensuring the meeting remains within the realm of the Prophets' realm.
• Maintaining a safe distance from the non-Prophets.
• Performing the "Eye-Gaze-Of-Disdain" technique to ward off non-Prophets who attempt to enter their realm uninvited.

References:

For further study, please refer to the following resources:

• Prophetic Glossary
• Circle of Awesomeness
• Energy Boosters