html MEETING OF THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE

Agenda Item 4: The Apocalypse Begins

Presented by: Dr. B. F. Doombringer

Location: The Secret Bunker of Despair, Sector 7

Time: 3:14 AM - 3:15 AM, March 15, 2023 (Doomsday Date)

Agenda:

Important Note: Attendance is mandatory. Failure to show will result in certain... consequences.

Disclaimer:

By attending this meeting, you are acknowledging that you understand and accept the risks involved. The Doomsday Device will be deployed at 6:00 AM sharp. No exceptions.