When the Oracle of Delphi speaks, the earth shakes, but the words themselves are shrouded in mystery. This method is for the brave.
Don a pair of reading glasses, any will do, and gaze deeply into the Oracle's words. The more cryptic, the better.
Method 7: The Socratic Stare of the Sophist is for those who wish to probe the depths of the Oracle's enigmas.
Take the Oracle's words and twist, turn, and contort them until they make sense. Or, better yet, until they don't.
Method 8: The Kabbalistic Kompilation is for those who wish to decode the hidden meaning behind the Oracle's words.