Our cat demands to be worshiped. Meet the Prophets who have been chosen to interpret her divine will.
Felinea is the self-proclaimed queen of the feline overlords. Her whims are law, and we are all just mere mortals.
Learn more about Prophetess FelineaBalthazar McFlufferson is the chosen one who interprets the divine will of Our Cat. He's a bit of a weirdo, but who are we to question the divine?
Learn more about Prophet Balthazar McFluffersonOur Cat's Oracle System is the most advanced technology known to humanity. It can predict the best times for belly rubs and laser pointer playtime.
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