The Toaster Oven of Destiny is a sacred place where the meeting prophets gather to record their visions of the future. It's not just a place of worship, but also of... well, actual toasting.
Our chronicler, the great and wise Toasterius Maximus, has been tasked with documenting every burning ember, every spark of insight, and every crumby crust that falls from the divine toasting chamber.
But beware, mortal, for the Toaster Oven of Destiny is not for the faint of heart. The heat is hot, the flames are fiery, and the prophecies are often... unfulfilling.
So, if you dare to enter, be prepared for a journey of burning revelations and scorching truths.