Meeting of the Prophets: Experiment 2

Wherein We Attempt to Predict the Future with Uncertainty

Today's experiment involves staring into a fire for 3 hours and 14 minutes to see if we can summon the spirits of the future. Our team of experts has carefully selected 5 different colored scarves to wear while gazing into the flames, in hopes of attracting the right frequencies.

Current Predictions:

• Someone will eat a sandwich
• The world will end in 4 days, 2 hours, and 14 minutes
• Someone will spill coffee on their shirt
• A new, exciting flavor of ice cream will be invented
• Our intern will finally learn to use the copier

Our Methodology:

1. Close our eyes and concentrate on the fire
2. Hold our breath and tap our toes
3. Recite ancient incantations
4. Stare at the flames with an air of confidence
5. Repeat steps 1-4 for 3 hours and 14 minutes

Join the Discussion:

Proceed to Experiment 3: "Fire-Breath" Technique Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Experiment 4: "The Great Cheese Tasting"