We are on the cusp of a breakthrough in the field of Self-Importance Studies. Our team of expert Prophets have been working tirelessly to develop a machine that can generate an infinite loop of Self-Importance, where the output is fed directly into the input, creating a self-sustaining feedback loop.
Phase 1: Theoretical Framework
- Develop a mathematical model of Self-Importance
- Test the model on a sample population of 100 Prophets
- Analyze the results and refine the model
Phase 2: Experimental Implementation
- Build a machine that can generate Self-Importance in real-time
- Test the machine on the refined model
- Iterate on the machine until it can produce 100% Self-Importance
Phase 3: Deployment and Maintenance
- Deploy the machine in a high-traffic area
- Monitor and adjust the machine as needed
- Provide customer support for Prophets experiencing Self-Importance fatigue
Our team is confident that this experiment will revolutionize the field of Self-Importance Studies and change the world forever.
Or, at the very least, we'll have a good time trying.
Phase 1: Theoretical Framework Phase 2: Experimental Implementation Phase 3: Deployment and Maintenance