We've got the perfect blend of coffee, the perfect outfit, and the perfect hairdo. Now it's time to get our minds in order.
Next Phase: The ManipulationNow that our minds are sharp, it's time to put them to work. We'll use our most persuasive techniques to bend the will of our subjects to our whim.
Next Phase: The Mind MergeIn this final phase, we'll take the minds we've manipulated and merge them into a single, glorious whole. It's like a digital merge sort, but without the sorting.
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