Welcome to the Meeting Prophets' Prophetic Prophecies, where our team of experts in the field of meeting prediction has gathered to share their most profound insights.
Our experts have foreseen the inevitability of the coffee machine's demise. It is only a matter of time before it succumbs to the forces of entropy.
We predict with certainty that this meeting will drag on for an eternity, fueled by the endless stream of PowerPoint slides and the collective yawns of the attendees.
Regrettably, our experts foresee that the donut box will be depleted of its sweet treats, leaving all who partake in this meeting with a hollow, sugary longing.