Methods of Communicating with the Divine

We've developed an array of unorthodox techniques to get the gods' attention.

Talking to Gods

Also known as "Gods-peak" or "The Art of Divination", this involves shouting at the gods through a megaphone while wearing a tin foil hat.

• Method 1: With Megaphone
• Method 2: Through Dance
• Method 3: Through Singing

Other Methods

We've also experimented with more...unconventional methods.

• Method 1: With Farting
• Method 2: Through Haircutting
• Method 3: Through Interpretive Dance Therapy

Results may vary. Side effects include, but are not limited to: divine intervention, spontaneous combustion, or being eaten by a giant spider.