Vision 1: The Apocalypse in Pastel

Our Prophet Jane has foreseen the end of the world, but not just any end of the world. Oh no, it's going to be a stylish one. The skies will turn a lovely shade of mauve, the seas will boil over with lavender-colored lava, and the trees will grow extra limbs to hold onto one another for support. It's going to be a real treat.

Read Vision 2: The Return of the Disco Era

Read Vision 3: The Great Cheese Famine of 2050