Paradox Paul: The Prophet

Prophet of the absurd, weaver of paradoxes, and bringer of unnecessary complexity.

Prophecy 1: The Infinite Coffee Cup

A never-ending supply of coffee will soon be placed upon your doorstep, but it will only be filled with decaf.

Prophecy 2: The Sock Drawer of Doom

Your sock drawer will be filled with an infinite supply of single socks, but only the ones that don't match.

- Paradox Paul

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