Paranoid Meeting Symptoms

1. Anticipatory Anxiety

I'm worried about the meeting, but it hasn't even started yet!

2. Overthinking It

I'm thinking about all the things that could go wrong, and they're all going wrong, aren't they?!

3. Flight or Fight

Should I make a quick exit or stay and try to reason with the meeting attendees?

4. Avoidance Techniques

I'm just going to pretend I didn't receive that email, and hope it goes away...

5. Paranoid Prognosis

I'm doomed, I just know it. The meeting will be a disaster, and I'll never recover...

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