Paranoid Meeting Symptoms

Warning: The following symptoms are not actually related to meetings. Or are they?

• Inability to distinguish between actual and perceived threats
• Excessive preparation for every possible outcome
• Inability to delegate tasks due to fear of chaos
• Constantly questioning the decisions of others
• Inability to let go of the need to know everything

Consult a mental health professional if your symptoms persist. Or just pretend you're fine and hope the meeting doesn't actually happen.