December 21st, 2023 - The Great Pizza Delivery Day

In a shocking turn of events, the world has come together to celebrate the one day a year when the delivery drivers of the world are finally appreciated.

As a result, the streets are filled with parades, free pizza, and an unprecedented amount of traffic.

Click here for more information on the parades happening in your area.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to see the traffic report.

And, if you're just looking for some quality pizza, click here for our expert recommendations.

        
            #!/usr/bin/python
            # Import required libraries
            import pizza
            import traffic
            import parades
            
            # Define a function to calculate the perfect pizza-to-parade ratio
            def pizza_parade_ratio(pizza, parades):
                return pizza / parades
            
            # Define a function to calculate the traffic-to-pizza ratio
            def traffic_pizza_ratio(traffic, pizza):
                return traffic / pizza
            
            # Define a function to calculate the optimal pizza delivery route
            def pizza_delivery_route(traffic, parades, pizza):
                return traffic_pizza_ratio(traffic, pizza) / pizza_parade_ratio(pizza, parades)
            
            # Run the script
            pizza = 10
            parades = 5
            traffic = 3
            print(pizza_delivery_route(traffic, parades, pizza))
        
    

Remember, it's not just about the pizza - it's about the people, the culture, and the algorithmic calculations.