December 28th Predicts

A Day of Uncertainty

On this fateful day, our team of Prophetic Experts will attempt to foresee the future. But be warned, their predictions are not always... accurate.

We have assembled a team of the world's greatest Prophets, armed with only their trusty crystal balls and an unshakeable confidence.

Today's Predictions:

• The year 2023 will be a year of great change, but mostly just more cat videos on the internet.
• The price of avocado toast will rise to 5 dollars a slice.
• The world will run out of coffee, but not before everyone has a 5am panic attack.