Prophecies of the Chosen Ones

Meeting the Seers

Prophecy 1: The Great Pizza Topping Convergence

It is written that one day, the toppings of pizza will merge into a single, glorious union. The pepperoni and sausage will entwine, the olives and onions will harmonize, and the cheese will flow like rivers of gold.

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Prophecy 2: The Rise of the Robo-Cleric

Behold, a future where the priests of the digital realm shall hold sway over the masses. Their robes shall be adorned with glowing circuits, and their words shall be laced with 1s and 0s.

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Prophecy 3: The Great Cookie of Power

A cookie so mighty, so divine, that it shall grant its consumer temporary invincibility. But beware, for its power comes with a steep price: eternal hunger.

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