Prophecy Index
Here you will find the collected prophecies of the Meeting Prophets, a group of esteemed seers who gather to foretell the future of meetings.
Here you will find the collected prophecies of the Meeting Prophets, a group of esteemed seers who gather to foretell the future of meetings.
By the power of the Meeting Prophets, I foretell:
There will be a meeting that lasts 7 hours and 32 minutes, with only 4 minutes of actual discussion.
The projector will malfunction, spewing forth a stream of gibberish PowerPoint slides.
A delegate will arrive late, having overslept and forgotten their lunch.